Guzzlerz – “Chemical Spill Couch-Lock”

By Humboldt Seed Company

An outrageously gas-forward hybrid, Guzzlerz bursts with bag appeal and an almost psychedelic high. Bred as a fun side project, it quickly became a core garden favorite. Expect dense, resin-coated buds in light green and purple hues against deeply serrated foliage. Once cured, the aroma hits like chemical spill and ammonia—which you might joke needs extra turkey bags for storage. It’s feminized, balanced 50% Indica / 50% Sativa, with potent effects and easy cultivation. THC levels land between 30–35%, and total cannabinoids up to 35–40%. It’s a heavy-hitting strain both visually and psychoactively, ideal for growers and consumers seeking an intense, trippy experience.

Cultivation Details

Guzzlerz is a photoperiod, feminized true-hybrid (50% Indica / 50% Sativa) that flowers in 55–60 days indoors and is typically harvested outdoors around early October (October 5–10). Plants are sturdy and productive, exhibiting strong branching with above-average to high yields. Buds are large, bulbous, and extremely frosty—light green and purple in color. The genetics (Gusherz × Skittlez × Triangle Kush, stabilized Bx2 S2) support resilience and performance across environments: indoor, greenhouse, and outdoor alike.

Effects

The high from Guzzlerz is a disabling, narcotic experience that edges toward psychedelic territory. Expect intense, mind-bending sensations such as fractal vision, followed by heavy body sedation—perfect if you’re not planning to mow the lawn today. It’s a trippy, relaxing ride for experienced users.

Flavor & Aroma

True to its name, the aroma is pungent and unforgettable: think chemical-spill meets nail-salon, with ammonia funk and industrial gas. The flavor mirrors this industrial funk, combining fuel-forward, sharp chemical notes that linger long after exhale.

Grower Feedback

“My guzzlerz had a very strange funk to it. Kind of like a gassy stink bug.”
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“It had nice skittlez terps that reminded me of the OG Skittzlez with the funky gassy notes… an almost trippy experience.”
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Some growers do report germination challenges:

“Very low germination… less than 30 percent.”
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