Deadcheese – The funk that lives forever

By R-Kiem 

Deadcheese is a face-melter, no two ways about it. A feminized hybrid born from crossing Exodus Cheese (a UK underground legend) with Nicole (known for its mind-warping potency and lush resin), this strain hits all the filthy-sweet notes — and then leaves you floored, grinning, and maybe drooling a little.

From the first whiff, you know you’re in for something wild. We’re talking rancid cheese, rot funk, sweet berry rot, and that unmistakable skunk stank that makes you check your bag twice before walking into public. Flavor-wise, it’s straight from the underworld — sour, creamy, dank, with a weirdly sweet finish that lingers on your tongue and in your thoughts.

Effects? Straight knockout. You’ll feel it settle behind the eyes, drape down the spine, and melt you into wherever you are. Best used in the evening, or when you have absolutely nothing to do except vibe with the void. Medical users love it for appetite, pain relief, and insomnia. Hash makers? You’re gonna worship this one — trichome production is next level.